So I got an email from the US Department of Homeland Security


#1

SECRET SERVICE, DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
WASHINGTON,DC 20528,USA.

Good day, This is the Department of Homeland Security we have vital mission: to secure the nation from the many threats we face as well as internet Fraud. This requires the dedication of more than 230,000 employees in jobs that range from aviation and border security to emergency response, from cyber security analyst to chemical facility inspector. Our duties are wide-ranging, but our goal is clear - keeping America safe.

We are happy to inform you that your funds valued at US$10,700,000.00 (Ten million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) have been approved by the Treasury Department of the United States.

Kindly get back to us for further directives.

Note: Do not reply to any e-mail that comes from the FBI Director Christopher A. Wray. The FBI director does not e-mail people; He will rather send an agent to your door step in person. Do not fall a victim of scam again, a word is enough for the wise.

Thank you and have a good day.

Signed:
Randolph Alles.
Director, United States Secret Service
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Washington, DC 20528,USA

So does this mean the FBI/CIA will be calling at my door with a big cheque?


#2

Look at the email address it came from

test@sms.loc via specopalubka.ru


#3

So what are you going to buy us with your Ten million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars?


#4

A seat on the US Government


#5

Would probably do a better job than the wotsit and other assorted buffoons they have atm.


#6

Love that bit.

“The FBI Director does not lower himself to talk to a serf like you. Peasant.”


#7

Set yourself up a VM a VPN and a fake email and reply that you are a member of GCHQ and that you’d be interested in a bit of inter-government co-operation.


#8

Now, if I only had enough bother to do that!


#9

Reminds me of this: